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UFO Abduction Insurance:

$10,000,000 Policy Available!

The St. Lawrence Insurance Agency of Alamonte Springs, Florida, has been marketing UFO abduction insurance since 1987. The policy offers to pay $10 million to anyone with a sense of humor who is abducted by aliens and returned to earth. The amount is doubled if the aliens insist on conjugal visits. The policy costs $19.95 plus $2 for shipping.

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